Bloodthirsty mafia boss Putin (Mad Vlad) kills 39, so far

The deaths of at least 39 high profile Russians shows the bloodstained hands of the Kremlin. Those who have died have done so in odd circumstances, such as sudden suicides, falls, and improbable accidents. Sergey Grishin died this week from sepsis after criticizing Putin. Russian scientist Andrey Botikov was strangled with a belt in his apartment last week. He too had criticized Putin. Experts described Putin (Mad Vlad) as running a "modern-day FSB version of Murder Inc." "Anyone seen as a potential threat seems to have an attraction to an open window," said one expert.