'Birdy' had a pharmacy up his ass

When drug cops arrested a New York City man for drug dealing, they found a veritable pharmacy hidden on his person — or more accurately, in his person. Travis 'Birdy' Thurston Parker, 38, had an ounce of crack cocaine, an ounce of powdered cocaine and 10 Tramadol pills hidden up his ass. Parker also had $1,100 on him when he was arrested, presumably in his pockets. Cops did a 5 month probe before arresting him.