Gangster goldfish on the rise in B.C.

Goldfish are adaptable, intelligent, and in many cases, end up being flushed down the toilet.

Dumped goldfish in B.C. waters are reproductive machines able to spit out 50,000 eggs at a time, three times a summer. Goldfish don’t even need a male to multiply, they have a special process called gynogenesis. Females clone themselves.

They have grown numerous and large, choking out the locals.

Gangster goldfish on the rise in B.C.

Goldfish are adaptable, intelligent, and in many cases, end up being flushed down the toilet.

Dumped goldfish in B.C. waters are reproductive machines able to spit out 50,000 eggs at a time, three times a summer. Goldfish don’t even need a male to multiply, they have a special process called gynogenesis. Females clone themselves.

They have grown numerous and large, choking out the locals.

Gangster goldfish on the rise in B.C.

Goldfish are adaptable, intelligent, and in many cases, end up being flushed down the toilet.

Dumped goldfish in B.C. waters are reproductive machines able to spit out 50,000 eggs at a time, three times a summer. Goldfish don’t even need a male to multiply, they have a special process called gynogenesis. Females clone themselves.

They have grown numerous and large, choking out the locals.

Gangster goldfish on the rise in B.C.

Goldfish are adaptable, intelligent, and in many cases, end up being flushed down the toilet.

Dumped goldfish in B.C. waters are reproductive machines able to spit out 50,000 eggs at a time, three times a summer. Goldfish don’t even need a male to multiply, they have a special process called gynogenesis. Females clone themselves.

They have grown numerous and large, choking out the locals.

Frequent flyer Jeffrey Michael Kizmann busted again

Jeffrey Michael Kizmann, 41, tried to sell a stolen chainsaw on Facebook Marketplace in April 2021. The man whose chainsaw was stolen saw the Stihl and set up a meeting at the Sardis Sports Complex. Cops swooped in and a bored Kizmann was jailbound again. Cops searched the recidivist's Civic and found 114 grams of illegal drugs, mostly fentanyl/carfentanil and methamphetmine. Kizmann has used many aliases in his career, including Shaun Ratzlaff, Jeffery Ratzlaff, Michael Baker, David Ratzlaff and Tina Ste. Croix. His first conviction came in 2000.

Frequent flyer Jeffrey Michael Kizmann busted again

Jeffrey Michael Kizmann, 41, tried to sell a stolen chainsaw on Facebook Marketplace in April 2021. The man whose chainsaw was stolen saw the Stihl and set up a meeting at the Sardis Sports Complex. Cops swooped in and a bored Kizmann was jailbound again. Cops searched the recidivist's Civic and found 114 grams of illegal drugs, mostly fentanyl/carfentanil and methamphetmine. Kizmann has used many aliases in his career, including Shaun Ratzlaff, Jeffery Ratzlaff, Michael Baker, David Ratzlaff and Tina Ste. Croix. His first conviction came in 2000.

Frequent flyer Jeffrey Michael Kizmann busted again

Jeffrey Michael Kizmann, 41, tried to sell a stolen chainsaw on Facebook Marketplace in April 2021. The man whose chainsaw was stolen saw the Stihl and set up a meeting at the Sardis Sports Complex. Cops swooped in and a bored Kizmann was jailbound again. Cops searched the recidivist's Civic and found 114 grams of illegal drugs, mostly fentanyl/carfentanil and methamphetmine. Kizmann has used many aliases in his career, including Shaun Ratzlaff, Jeffery Ratzlaff, Michael Baker, David Ratzlaff and Tina Ste. Croix. His first conviction came in 2000.